I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard!

The woman currently residing in the East Wing of the White House says her husband doesn't have a big ego!

"You see this in, you know, how he leads the country," the first lady said, staying on message in

an interview taped weeks ago to air before debate coverage. "I mean, he is very open to other

people's opinions. And he's always willing to compromise and he's always, always listening.

So that would kind of be the last thing that I would think of when I talk about my husband is big ego.

Because he just doesn't have that. So it's not much to check."

Never, ever, at any point in time during the Prez's time in office have I...

• Considered his ego to be anything except SuperSized
• Seen any sign of his being open to opinions other than his own
• A willingness on his part to compromise

Maybe she meant in comparison to her own? Did you notice the story title on that Vogue cover? I doubt it ran without her approval.